People think I’m really innocent and cute and sweet and I mean, I am, but I’m also kinky as fuck, badass and hardcore bye.
|mom:||so are you going to get a summer job or???|
|me:||I have been mayor of a small seaside town for several weeks now|
When I was a young boy,
my father took me into the city,
to see a marching band,
Man, if Satan ever starts losing his hair there will be Hell toupée
I think this may actually be the worst pun of all time. Congratulations.
You spelled ‘best’ wrong.
"i tried to look cute today but i still look bad" - the tragic story of my entire existence
(Source: , via emmanuel-that-psych)